Art Imitating Life: 15 Crazy Movie-Inspired Sex Products
Movies are a great pastime. You get to see other parts of the world, see your favorite stars, feel different emotions – and all while sitting in front of a television or a big screen. Then you get obsessed with the movie or mostly the characters in the movie and this is where it all starts. Sometimes, our obsession over the movies we watch and the celebrities we follow can go way overboard that they even infiltrate as far as our sex life.
That’s right. Sex life infiltrated. Talk about those Twilight-inspired condoms and Fifty Shades of Grey sex toys, just to name a few. There are a lot more out there. Here are 15 crazy movie-inspired sex products in the market today.
1. The Vamp
The Vamp is a Twilight inspired vibrator.
If you have not seen the movie or have not heard about it, it’s a teen romance story between a human girl and a vampire guy.
Hence, the name, The Vamp. This is not overtly obsessive about the movie. It’s a vibrator. A lot of women own a vibrator. But it’s really close, like bordering-obsession close.
If you use this sex toy as what it is – a vibrator – then you are fine. But if you use it to think that you are having sex with Edward or Carlisle or anyone else in the movie, then yes, you are obsessed with Twilight, like so many others are.
2. Twilight Underwear
It’s not really a ridiculous thing. Lots of undergarments have cartoon character designs on them and we do not find it obsessive.
But there’s just something really obsessive about wearing the Twilight underwear.
Here’s why: you know the part of the underwear that faces the vagina? Well, it has Edward Cullen’s mouth printed on it. That’s right. A vampire’s mouth printed on the fabric that is going to cover the vagina. If that does not give you any ideas or even laugh a little, then you’re probably obsessed, too.
3. Twilight Condom
Manufacturers and business moguls will do just about anything to sell their products. Like vampires, they feed on people’s obsessions.
We’re talking about the Twilight condoms sold in the marketplace. What exactly is a Twilight condom? Well, it is simply a condom with a packaging that has the Twilight logo on it.
It does not make the penis go bigger. It does not make the sex get better. It is simply worn as rubber on a penis for protection. Yet, there it is. A condom inspired by one of the most adored teen fantasy movies of all time.
4. Lord Vader Vibrator
Have you seen Star Wars? Of course you have. If you haven’t, you should at least know who Darth Vader is. Ever notice how Darth Vader’s helmet makes him look like, ahem, a penis? That’s because it does look like one.
It was put to good use too, by either fans or businessmen who have seen through women’s obsession with the movie series.
Yup, they made a vibrator that looks just like the head of Darth Vader. They named it Lord Vader Force powered vibrator. So when he says “May the force be with you,” he actually means the force down there.
5. R2-D2 Personal Massager
What kind of turn on would you get from looking at R2-D2? For one, R2-D2 is a robot. Second, it does not even look like a human; not even a close resemblance. But that did not stop manufacturers from producing an R2-D2 personal intimate massager for men.
It’s a cock ring that functions as a cock ring. Nothing more, nothing less. It just carries the name of R2-D2 and that’s what make some men and women curious.
6. Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit STU Fleshlight
Notice how, instead of flashlight, they spelled it as “flesh” light. Here’s a description of what it is.
It looks like a flashlight, only the part where the light should spill out is not there.
In place is a hole adorned by a material that resembles human flesh. Do you see it yet? Yup, it is made to be a vagina that a man could practice having sex with or masturbate with, depending on what he wants to do with it.
This crazy sex toy was inspired by the movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Come to think of it, the name of the movie is already suggestive.
7. Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Seven Inch Natural Dildo
First things first: the average male penis is only six inches long. So, the name of this sex toy from the movie Me, Myself and Irene starring Renee Zellweger is already contradictory.
But who would not want a penis that is an inch longer than the average size, right?
This seven-inch dildo may be an inch longer, but it certainly set its name on the market and it brought the name of the movie to the forefront, too.
8. Tease Feather Tickler
Okay, moving on to Fifty Shades of Grey, which alone could fill up a room of movie-inspired sex toys.That’s because the movie and the book is about 70-percent sex scenes and it revolves around sex toys, bondage and BDSM.
A tease feather tickler is used to touch the sensitive parts of the body, making the senses more sensitive and alert. Thank you, Christian Grey for teaching us that. Because of this, the Tease Feather Tickler was introduced to the public under the name of Fifty Shades of Grey.
9. Insatiable Desire Mini G-spot Vibrator
Well, since we’re talking about movie inspired sex toys, the producers of Fifty Shades will not take this one sitting down.
The most basics of sex toys – the vibrator – they have that one too. What’s more, they have one that is focused mainly for the G-spot. Spot on.
10. Aim To Please Vibrating Bullet
“We aim to please” is Christian Grey’s mantra. If you aim the same thing for you or your partner,
you have the Aim to Please Vibrating Bullet that can help you out with exactly that. It’s Christian Grey-inspired, too.
11. Hard Limits Bed Restraint Kit
The Fifty Shades of Grey movie featuredkinky sex and BDSM.Bondage was Christian’s fetish and it sparked many women’s interest on how does Ana feel like when she is roped down and put on bondage during sex.Well, you can find out by using the Fifty Shades of Grey inspired Hard Limits Bed Restraint Kit.
12. Charlie Tango Vibrator
If you do not know who or what Charlie Tango is, it is Christian’s helicopter where he brought Ana to many rides between Portland and Seattle.You’re probably asking why on earth would you want to use a vibrator named after a helicopter.
It’s not so much about the helicopter, but more so about the thought that Christian Grey – businessman, powerful,
charismatic Christian – also knows how to fly a helicopter, among other things. Now for a woman, is that not a turn on?
13. You Are Mine Metal Handcuffs
You can probably buy handcuffs on your local store. You can even use toy handcuffs made of plastic. Add the idea of a handcuff made especially by the creators of Christian Grey’s handcuffs, and you cannot blame the ladies for wanting those. Come on, you got to give in to your woman’s simple requests. You can be Christian Grey for a night and handcuff her to the bed post.
14. Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand
The neck massager has come a long way since it was introduced to the market. Apparently, it also serves a different purpose. The purpose is to please the ladies because of its vibrating capabilities. You get the idea.
Christian Grey fans can get one that is Fifty Shades of Grey inspired. It’s not really a waste of money. You get a pleasure wand and a neck massager, too.
15. Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls
If there’s one thing that really stuck to women and had them trying it out, it’s the silver balls that Christian used on Ana. The procedure is really simple.
You insert the two silver balls inside her vagina and leave it there for as long as you like, leaving her wanting and writhing with anticipation. It definitely will bring out the inner goddess in your lady.
The thing is that it’s not really the toy that you get all hyped up about. It’s the idea that using the toy can somehow bring you closer to making the movie happen in your reality. It could also be because you get to imagine the character in the movie having sex with you if you use the sex toys named after them.
As long as you get to enjoy yourself, you can relive your fantasies and you have the means to do it, nothing is really wrong with that. The movies have inspired many things in people, and having a satisfying sex life is just one of them. Entertainment in the bedroom has taken on a whole new meaning.